Edward Lear…Again

Introduction:
Short…and not so Sweet

There once was an old lady named ‘Lil’

She used a stick of dynamite for a thrill!

They found her vagina in North Carolina,

And bits of her tits in Brazil!

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores ‘tween their knees
When they’d asked him for money
He’d say “Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves.”